Vagina Dye? Errr….
News reaches us of the hottest new product from the factories of the insane. Vagina Dye.
Yep.
If you’re one of the literally 6 people who are bummed out by the” loss of the youthful pink of your labia”, you can now “restore” it thanks to ’My New Pink Button.’ Now, we’re mad for fashion and looking your best at all times and in all ways. But not even we can recall an occasion when our undercarriages have brought forth a comment about how old they look.
Anyway, if you ever do find yourself looking in the mirror and wishing that your lady parts had a more vibrant, youthful look about them, then you can buy the stuff from the link above.
On a more serious note, the confluence of ‘youth’ and ‘sexiness’ is a trend that does disturb us on some level. We’ve already seen that companies like American Apparel are prepared to toy with imagery that teeters on the lolita-esque, and the catwalks are still full of skinny, flat-chested girls – often barely out of high school. With the relentless promotion of sexuality to a teenage audience and the incessant barrage of advice to women about how they can look younger than their years, surely the time has come for us as a society to celebrate women of all ages?
